“Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don’t forget your booties 'cause it’s cooooold out there today.”
“It’s coooold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?”
“Not hardly. And you know, you can expect hazardous travel later today with that, you know, that, uh, that blizzard thing.”
"That blizzard - thing. That blizzard - thing. Oh, well, here’s the report! The National Weather Service is calling for a “big blizzard thing!”
“Yessss, they are. But you know, there’s another reason why today is especially exciting.”
“Especially cold!”
“Especially cold, okay, but the big question on everybody’s lips…”
“On their chapped lips…”
“On their chapped lips, right: Do ya think Phil is gonna come out and see his shadow?”
“Punxsutawney Phil!”
“That’s right, woodchuck-chuckers - it’s…”
“GROUNDHOG DAY”