Happy Halloween Day Thread

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people on here you associate with halloween?

Juke (pumpkin avatar for a while?) Witches, whiterussian, Pentagno,

thats it for me.

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There’s no nice way of telling trick or treaters to do one is there. Would target the houses with the ‘no trick or treaters please’ signs more if I was a kid tbh. Remember one year not answering the door at Uni and they shoved a load of biscuit crumbs through the letterbox :grinning:

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best thing to do is edgelord em and ask for the trick.

deffo wr, seems like it would be the happiest day of her year

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Yeah where the fuck is @Witches on Halloween?

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busiest day of the year for her, innit.

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they’re very different snack bars. due to the fake tasting honey.

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What would you do in this situation? I’d probably do that push a cig into your ear and pull it out of your mouth thing. Would involve me taking up smoking again but worth it for a Freddo or 2.

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light a burning bag of shit on their doorstep after they’ve closed the door and commence a campaign of hate mail

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Finally made it on DiS…

Nice spelling dickhead :rage::rage::rage:

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Hallowe’en is a bit shit, isn’t it?

haha fuck, sorry man :smiley:

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might chuck kermit in there too.

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Is there a ghost in here? :ghost:

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Just won ‘best costume’ didn’t I

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will you be travelling home still in costume and carrying your big prize haul?

Nah I’m getting out of it in a minute, I’ve reached bursting point

Nice of you to raise awareness of climate change on the penguin pop as well :sweat:

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Sorry, funniest costume, not best costume. There was a category for ‘scariest costume’ too, won by Edward Scissorhands, which isn’t even scary.