#84

I fancied a change!! A very slight change. Haha. Thank you for noticing :heart:

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#85

It feels like I’ve been punched in the eye. Yesterday I thought I had a stye in my eye, but last night my lower eye lid starting swelling and this morning the its swollen right under my eye.

Went to the chemists and got some ointment and they reckon its blepharitis. People from work reckon I should go to the doctors, but it seems a bit OTT at the moment when I’ve got drops.

#86

Are you living in the witch from Hansel & Gretel’s old gaff?

#87

Should I reference Superman 4: the Quest for Peace in an essay about nuclear disarmament?

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#88

Pretty high up in the mountains on this train now. Snow almost everywhere.

#89

6 years and i’ve painted half the living room

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#90

Can’t see a problem with it. I talked about South Park in my English Lit A-Level exam and look how I turned out.

(I think I got the worst mark in any of my A-Level exams on that paper).

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#91

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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#92

Gingerbread walls came up on the structural survey but we ploughed on regardless.

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#93

I think your auto correct did you there.

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#94

As someone who struggles most of the year with blepheritis, they probably won’t do much more than give you slightly stronger drops.

That said, definitely get expert advice for your eyes - it’s not like they grow back.

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#95

watched a thing on youtube where someone was analysing the opening scene to inglourious basterds and now i want to watch it but can’t find it on netflix or amazon or anything

#96

Last night I discovered Dean the Basset Hound.

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Life improved 100%.

ttfn

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#98

I’m so tired

#99

alright john lennon

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#100

Sold a nearly-60 year old guitar amp to a bloke. He didn’t feel the need to inspect it before he bought it. Now he’s received it he’s taken it apart, gone over it with a fine-toothed comb and is now having a massive whinge at me. If you’re that anal about stuff why the fuck do you buy something without looking at it first? Also what sort of cunt buys a (perfectly functioning, by the way) piece of equipment expecting it to be brand new? PEOPLE ARE ALL BASTARDS

#101

Reply with “unsubscribe”.

#102

Ha. He wants £200 back off me.

No.

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#103

I think the lil fellow should constantly be rotating and changing sides! I must admit that it now looks a touch more sinister than it did previously…

#104

tilt him by one degree every day