Good that we’ve established Friday’s selfie theme already.
On a similar note, a few mates got a snapchat on Sunday when I picked up a can of deodorant and sprayed under an arm… quickly to realise that I’d actually grabbed the shaving foam.
i love this so much and it’s made me truly happy this morning
Happy Birthday @mildmanneredjanitor
Could fill a thread with stories about him. One of the best people I’ve ever known. We were sat in our friend’s living room once before we went out and Al was upstairs in the toilet. When he came back down he was just wearing his jumper with no shirt underneath. When pressed, he confessed that he’d done a particularly smelly poo, gone to spray some deodorant around to mask it, and accidentally emptied half a can of shaving foam over himself. I miss him every day.
HP BD MMJ!
Going for a flu jab in town later as I thought I’d be working in town but I’m working from home, then I have to dash back for a talk I’m giving, and it doesn’t leave much time to get all my work done
I want my lunch now.
‘For when we are naked together’
I would’ve thought it meant ‘for when we have sex’
My boys are leaving today I’ve had such a blast while they’ve been here, I love them both so much!! (albeit in slightly different ways)
but I’ve had a happy ending. two in fact, hahahahaha. I feel amazing and so peaceful Sucks that I’m not going to see him for another 6 months, platonically or otherwise, but I think that made the sensual parts of the weekend more intense. God he’s good.
Tuesday is the new Thursday
sorry, which circle of hell are you in again?
Hey everyone
Went for a bike before work and got soggy riding through a cloud. Then it was a bit nicer and I dried up a bit
Got someone coming round for food and a movie tonight, probably won’t be able to do that for too much longer
Really in the mood for flirting
Might draw a face on a spoon or something
Gosh I really am inept when it comes to all this aren’t I.
I look at your aptitude with envious awe
ooh pardon
sorry, which circle of hell are you in again?
the circle of hell where you go equipment by equipment across a whole pharmaceutical plant identifying and reassessing every single piece of equipment. those of you who like abbreviation porn it is a PHIRA, or HAZOP, a Plant Hazard Identification Review and Assessments, or a Hazard and Operability Study.
thanks i’ll make sure to steer clear