Hard as NAILS (examples)


#1

My chamomile teabag has burst but I’m pressing on anyway and straining it through my teeth.

Done anything proper 'ard lately?


Five times @zxcvbnm was a total n00b! (The turn DiS into Buzzfeed thread)
#2

Ear piercing
Didn’t faint


#3

Walked to work in light drizzle this morning without using an umbrella…even though I had an umbrella in my bag!


#4

Tried to demonstrate the simplicity of the pommel horse using the arm of my sofa

Span a 360 on my hands and bailed it onto the floor.

Just got up and did a lap of honour.


#5

Funny you should ask, I shouldered into the snack machine to free my snagged snickers about 20 minutes ago.


#6

Ate a curry last night, without having to blow my nose at all.


#7

cycled to my LBS earlier without wearing a helmet!!!


#8

reckless


#9

he’s a proper helmet


#10

Had a fierce dog chase and bark at me this morning while I was riding my bike in the woods.

I stood my ground like some sort of brave hero


#11

Did two hours in the play park after nursery last night. Was so cold by the end but the girl wouldn’t be rushed.


#12

picked up a daddy large legs and put it in the garden this weekend


#13

(can’t be empty)


#14

Was gonna say finishing my half marathon with a fucked-up knee (and also ankle it turns out) but I’ve been milking it for all it’s worth in a very non-NAILS way in the subsequent days.


#15

what if nails was an acronym for Needy And Irritating Little Shit?


#16

Then I’m NAILing that, friend! :joy:


#17


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#19

Think I’ve only got Netrunner anecdotes for this one too.


#20

#banAggpass2017