Harry Potter and the Goblin for Hire

The court heard Read, who played a goblin in the Harry Potter franchise and an Ewok in the Return of the Jedi, had been hired by a stag party.

He was filmed dropping his trousers and exposing his buttocks at the Cashcade amusement arcade on Sea Lane, Ingoldmells, on 2 March.

Just posting this thread so I could do that thread title tbf

‘Lincoln Magistrates’ Court was told he was drunk and thought the 2p slot machine was a urinal. ’

lovely stuff

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Harry Potter and the Tree of Nothing

2p or not 2p?

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‘had been hired by a stag party.’

I’m out.

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*patronus party

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And the court order of the phoenix

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Up the Goblins!

Sounds like he was showing off his Chamber of Secrets

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Half-cut Prince

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Or his arsehole.

Harry Potter and His Arsehole of Fire

I suppose he did show his wand to muggles

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Harry Potter and the Tokyo Drift

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Harry Potter and the Temple of Doom

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When Harry Met Potter

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