Christ it’s opened a Pandora’s Box of awful. Look at centrist dad Marina Hyde in action a while back:
TV’s Myleene Klass has broken another 12-second silence to offer up some unsolicited yet eye-catching news about herself.
somehow, even by their own standards, her latest outburst is a piece of work to behold. According to Myleene, a married megastar recently attempted to make her his legally formalised bit on the side.
Mister Spielberg, not only would your boys take a hell of a beating, but your Babylonian citadel of money and power and flickering dreams would fall – fall, I tell you! – if it ever emerged who had maybe tried to have it off with third-string British telly presenter Myleene Klass.
Still, I suppose it’s nice to have a female C-lister taking this sort of approach to a guessing game, as opposed to the now-traditional route, wherein TV viewers or readers of their autobiographies are invited to guess who raped or sexually assaulted the lady in question some years previously.