Has a cash machine ever swallowed your card?


#1
  • Yes
  • No

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#2

Have you ever swallowed mouthwash?

  • Yes
  • No

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#3

Have you ever seen a swallow’s nest?

  • Yes
  • No

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#4

When getting your mouth filled to the brim with lashings of semen, do you swallow it all?

  • Yes
  • No

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#5

Is the best song by British band Bush Swallowed?

  • Yes
  • No

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#6

aw… i was going to do that one


#7

Have you ever swallowed a series of sequentially larger animals with the intention of catching a relatively smaller animal that you have previously swallowed?

  • Yes
  • No
  • What?

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#8

Have you ever swallowed your pride for the greater good?

  • Yes
  • No

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#9

no. but i know someone who has


#10

Have you ever done Sleepy Hollow in the game charades, and when describing the second word, pointed at your ear to say “sounds like” and then swallowed while pointing at your throat?

  • Yes
  • No

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#11

have you ever been on an 18th century whaling voyage with the task of keeping lookout and upon spotting them had to shout “s’whale, ho!”

  • s’wale ho!
  • s’wale no
  • this doesn’t remotely work you fucking belm

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