This is a thread to exclusively post sentences that you can’t really imagine hearing someone say these days
“has anyone seen my copy of the Manchester Guardian?”
“I need to be home in time to watch a particular television program, rather than watching it at my leisure on my preferred catch-up service.”
“New Oasis album is mad for it our kid”
“From my point of view the Jedi are evil”
“Do you have that on MiniDisc?”
“Did you watch The Bill last night?”
“Looks like it’s Saber-Toothed Tiger for tea again then!”
Have you ever been to a Harvester before?
Yeah, a few years ago. Why?
I said that on Sunday night on here but that’s only cause I wanted to be able to live chat about it with other dissers.
“Need anything from Woolworths?”
If anything, that’s much worse.
Can you rewind the VHS when you’ve finished with it.
I’ll be running the Countryfile thread again this week, don’t worry
We’re all in this together eps
“No, I prefer to make my own custard from scratch as opposed to using Bird’s Custard Powder”
‘Are you in the phone book?’
“Has anyone seen my floppy disk of the Radio Times?”
‘Let me just write you a cheque for that’