Can you rewind the VHS when you’ve finished with it.
I’ll be running the Countryfile thread again this week, don’t worry
We’re all in this together eps
“No, I prefer to make my own custard from scratch as opposed to using Bird’s Custard Powder”
‘Are you in the phone book?’
“Has anyone seen my floppy disk of the Radio Times?”
‘Let me just write you a cheque for that’
“What position does he play?” “Inside right”
“Run rate is creeping up to a run a ball…”
“It appears you are writing a letter, do you need any help?”
“Don’t shoe, forget about feet”
‘crushing de feet’
“Your ass is grass and I’m gonna smoke it!”
“Your bottom is cotton and I’m gonna sew it”
“My favourite film is ‘I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With’, written and directed by Jeff Garlin”
I’ve seen “GAS, GRASS OR ASS. NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE” on a car recently.
Fucking love that. If I were a driving man I would get that on my car also.
You’d give lifts for sexual favours? Bad Tone.
Nah, I wouldn’t do that. I’d just enjoy to have a sticker that said I did
Maybe it’s maybelline
