Cheddar Man 1 - 0 Gammon Man
How’s this news going down in your office?
Cheddar Man 1 - 0 Gammon Man
How’s this news going down in your office?
Someone said that they now don’t have to mute themselves in rap songs when certain words are said
My first instinct is he looks a bit like the Art Attack head
1-nil racists?
Did we not already know that all human lineage traces back to North Africa?
Jeez
That’s the out of Africa theory (approx 72,000 - 60,000 BCE)
But this is an early British settler from ~10,000 years ago who belonged to a population that is direct ancestor to 1 in 10 modern Brits so a bit of a more specific area
Ah shit, ignore.
Jewish conspiracy
Some of Somerset’s great Cheddar Men were known to put away 30 cheddars or more in a day
Sort of funny timing because yesterday I saw a big Twitter spat about a portrayal of Queen Nefertiti with lightish skin and people complaining that she would have been black, before other people pointed out that ancient Egyptians were fairly distinct from modern-sub-Saharan African populations and had more in common with Levantine / Anatolian people, so olive skin is more correct than black skin.
Couldn’t stop gorging
it’s amazing really just how much the human brain’s ability to create a consistent and believable internal logic and grammar completely overshadows its ability to recognise that it doesn’t have a fucking clue what it’s talking about most of the time
A friend of mines from cheddar
Cheddar man
better keep your head
Don’t forget
what your good book said
lol, DNA result = liberal propaganda
Going to see the cheddar man
Going to tell him all I can
About the ban
On feeling free.
If he tells me all he knows
About the way his cheddar flows
I don’t suppose
It’s meant for me.