Do you know your hat / head size (in any sort of accepted scale)

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i believe i’m an MH (massive head)

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I take a 7 5/8 in New Era fitted cap size, which equates to 60.6cm or 23 and 7/8 inches.

Massive. And full of brain. Very very clever person. Very.

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If I were to show up at a social event wearing a hat people would comment on the hat and probably make jokes about the hat. “Nice hat, hat wanker”, they’d say. I don’t understand why this is the case, but noted scholar Balonz was right: you cannot simply wear a hat.

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Too big

Alright Donald Trump.

I know that when I went to get my cap and gown at graduation the guy measured my head, made a shocked noise and wandered off to a separate section to find something big enough. Presumably in a section marked, “gargantuan.”

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“We possibly have something in our costume department, sir…”

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I’ve bought enough hats to know that hat sizing isn’t consistent and that I need to try them on to find one that fits properly

It is the exact same picture. Not entirely sure what I was going for, sorry.

I spent far too long in a reddit hole yesterday among the New Era cap fans, there are lots of hot takes about wool vs polyester and US vs Chinese made

Well it’s one like away from a ‘nice reply’ so no need to apologise - I was just confused that’s all

perhaps for the first few years, yes. but eventually you would settle into your groove as ‘hat person’ and nobody would bat an eyelid.

Not true, if anything when I wear mine my powers of perception are reduced because I’m so focused on what an absolute fucking tool I look.

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who are some famous hat people? the bloke out of fall out boy is a hattie, isn’t he

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baseball cap when i’m at the beach, literally never any other time.

I believe someone in Razorlight is also a hat person

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Jay Kay obvs.

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