Hate songs that start like Blue Suede Shoes starts

Music
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They proper get on my tits

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https://www.mrporter.com/en-gb/mens/product/manolo-blahnik/shoes/brogues/witney-suede-oxford-brogues/560971904928409?&ignoreRedirect=true&ppv=2&cm_mmc=Google-ProductSearch-UK--m-_-MRP_EN_UK_PLA-_-MRP+-+UK+-+GS+-+Shoes--Shoes+-+Suede+Shoes_INTL&gclid=CjwKCAjw_o-HBhAsEiwANqYhpwJpWY81_ZFnWfDUDdichDGyomo5p8TbEig9jHgTUOeY9MXXQ4jUBhoCN6QQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

I like the look of these though.

Edit. Actually that link doesn’t work too well.
Yep, blue suede things are crap.