That article was written as an April fools to get people to drink hot drinks on sunny days
Alright Prime Minister Boris Johnson.
whichever one lets me stay in the matrix
fuck that shitey looking space ship & eating gruel, give me the steak
I think the problem is that people are drinking hot drinks in places that are already hot
"But, thereâs a little caveat you should know about. If youâre drinking a hot drink in an environment where the sweat wonât evaporate â like somewhere hot and humid â that hot drink probably wonât do the trick. You might want to stick to a cold beverage if thatâs the case. "
Have to go somewhere cool for it to work
In this scenario there is no impact beyond whether the window is open or closed.
(Is this a good bit btw? Doesnât feel like it is does it)
Go somewhere cold and youâll cool down but for some reason also have a cup of tea. Sake
iâve got my doubts
the tea will help warm you up now that you have gone somewhere cold
exactly it does both, itâs a perfect balance
Loads of folk sitting with a thermos of tea in walk in fridges because the Huffington post told them to
Outdoor sporty types reckon youâre cooler wearing a t-shirt than not. Something about âwickingâ. Sounds like bollocks to me.
This is a bit of a troll from Morpheus surely, given that heâs already made Neo open a window in a skyscraper and risk his life walking around on a ledge outside based purely on his say so already?
If a colleague asked you to open a window and you just opened a new window in your Internet browser this would be a
- Funny bit
- Very funny bit
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In this scenario, where I am Morpheous and Japes is Neo. None of the stuff in the film The Matrix (1999) has happened. Itâs a self-contained scene in which I (Morpheous) am offering Japes (Neo) a choice.
What if it âslams shutâ
âCan you open a window please?â
âSure thing, normal or incognito mode?â
âHahahaha, what a great bit!â
Are you offering us japes reloaded and japes revolutions as well? Iâm assuming the latter would probably be about cycling.
âdoneâ
âwhat do you mean? the window is still shutâ
âi opened a new window!â
âyou what?â
âon my computer! i opened up a new windowâ
ââŚâ
*sigh*
Be great if there was like a secret spot on your body you could rub that would instantly cool you down.
Reckon you could start a rumour about something like that, like just rub this bit in the back of your neck just so and it releases cooling pheremones. No itâs true!