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#22

That article was written as an April fools to get people to drink hot drinks on sunny days

#23

Alright Prime Minister Boris Johnson.

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#24

whichever one lets me stay in the matrix

fuck that shitey looking space ship & eating gruel, give me the steak

#25

I think the problem is that people are drinking hot drinks in places that are already hot

"But, there’s a little caveat you should know about. If you’re drinking a hot drink in an environment where the sweat won’t evaporate ― like somewhere hot and humid ― that hot drink probably won’t do the trick. You might want to stick to a cold beverage if that’s the case. "

Have to go somewhere cool for it to work

#26

In this scenario there is no impact beyond whether the window is open or closed.

(Is this a good bit btw? Doesn’t feel like it is does it)

#27

Go somewhere cold and you’ll cool down but for some reason also have a cup of tea. Sake

#28

i’ve got my doubts

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#29

the tea will help warm you up now that you have gone somewhere cold

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#30

exactly it does both, it’s a perfect balance

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#31

Loads of folk sitting with a thermos of tea in walk in fridges because the Huffington post told them to

#32

Outdoor sporty types reckon you’re cooler wearing a t-shirt than not. Something about ‘wicking’. Sounds like bollocks to me.

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#33

This is a bit of a troll from Morpheus surely, given that he’s already made Neo open a window in a skyscraper and risk his life walking around on a ledge outside based purely on his say so already?

#34

If a colleague asked you to open a window and you just opened a new window in your Internet browser this would be a

  • Funny bit
  • Very funny bit

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#35

In this scenario, where I am Morpheous and Japes is Neo. None of the stuff in the film The Matrix (1999) has happened. It’s a self-contained scene in which I (Morpheous) am offering Japes (Neo) a choice.

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#36

What if it ‘slams shut’

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#37

“Can you open a window please?”
“Sure thing, normal or incognito mode?”
“Hahahaha, what a great bit!”

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#38

Are you offering us japes reloaded and japes revolutions as well? I’m assuming the latter would probably be about cycling.

#39

“done”
“what do you mean? the window is still shut”
“i opened a new window!”
“you what?”
“on my computer! i opened up a new window”
“…”
*sigh*

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#40

Be great if there was like a secret spot on your body you could rub that would instantly cool you down.

Reckon you could start a rumour about something like that, like just rub this bit in the back of your neck just so and it releases cooling pheremones. No it’s true!

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