Can’t decide whether or not to go into the office. Weather looks boke.
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Monday, go away. You’re not wanted.
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Hey up tilts.
Happy birthday to the most excellent and undisputed King of the South @anon19035908
Monday. Urgh.
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Morning tilts, shiny, slicks, and happy funkday to birthhouser. Been awake for a couple of hours already - who knew beers spoiled sleep? - so I’m both knackered and considering a walk to the big shops. Might finish my copy of Orwell’s essays today, which have a strong shout for the best thing I’ll read this year.
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Had a really long, weird dream last night.
Just work planned today. Will probably eat too.
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Happy birthday to Funky, the Aretha Franklin of DiS! May you stay top of the leaderboard forever.
Off work today, got to take some goat poo to a farm vet. It doesn’t get better than that.
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I went to a comedy night last night, it was at a pop-up venue on the beach. I actually went to A Thing, still feels weird. Was great though.
Oh, and of course happy birthday @anon19035908 and I think also @stupidsexyflanders?
Two birthdays, so also
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Got woken up by a van idling outside. Turned out it’s the roofers. I’ve had to interact with a chatty human before 8 in the morning. That’s me spent.
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and happy birthday to 
HP BD FH & SSF!
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I’ve already completely fucked it too because I said “the guy who did the roof before was a roofer, which makes it surprising that he cut so many corners with it”
To which he replied “yeah I know, one of my lads helped with it”
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Morning
Happy Birthday @anon19035908 and @stupidsexyflanders !!!
Got a textbook 2020 Monday lined up
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Heading back to Glasgow.
See the gf and takeaway. Might do a takeaway poll if you all behave.
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Morning all!
Slightly worried my work trousers don’t fit. I wore them last about six months ago and I can’t understand how I might have put on weight in such a short time.