Recently I have been scolded for the following crimes and misdemeanours
- Shaking my wet hair as a wet dog would, in the corner of the living room “right where we’ve already got a damp problem and over our nice photographs! Come on, you knob”
- Swearing in front of small children
- Easing up a tin ring pull using a sharp knife, which I have been told before not to do and I was trying to be sly about but failed
Wbu naughty huns?