"Have you done your coursework yet?"


#1

“What have we got after lunch?”

“Did anyone bring a ball in?”

Yes, that’s right. It’s the “things that used to get said all the time in school” thread!

“He wasn’t on the bus, don’t think he’s in Miss”


#2

Alright, smalls?


#3

I forgot my kit


#4

“CCB will not be taking part in cross-country running today as he has a cold”


#5

There are only enough textbooks for one between two


#6

Little point of order, can we put the actual examples in quotation marks please. That way we can distinguish between a thread contribution and general in-thread chat. Thanks in advance.


#7

“Who’d like to volunteer to go first?”

*silence*


#8

“Hahaha there goes pissypants twentynine!”


#9

“Fuck off, Ant”


#10


#11

Oh shit!


#12

“bit chilly on the old willy”


#13

What was the consequence for this in your schools, friends?


#14

Dead arm


#15

“man on!”


#16

Classic. Ours started with a dead arm and evolved to end up with a punch in the balls. Fucking brutal.


#17

“I’ve got a pair of Air Max at home, I just don’t want to wear them to school, that’s all”


#18

“Oh my days!”


#19

Shaznay is a sket


#20

“Yes miss I mean oui madame”