"Have you done your coursework yet?"

“What have we got after lunch?”

“Did anyone bring a ball in?”

Yes, that’s right. It’s the “things that used to get said all the time in school” thread!

“He wasn’t on the bus, don’t think he’s in Miss”

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Alright, smalls?

I forgot my kit

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“CCB will not be taking part in cross-country running today as he has a cold”

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There are only enough textbooks for one between two

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Little point of order, can we put the actual examples in quotation marks please. That way we can distinguish between a thread contribution and general in-thread chat. Thanks in advance.

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“Who’d like to volunteer to go first?”

*silence*

“Hahaha there goes pissypants twentynine!”

“Fuck off, Ant”

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Oh shit!

“bit chilly on the old willy”

What was the consequence for this in your schools, friends?

Dead arm

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“man on!”

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Classic. Ours started with a dead arm and evolved to end up with a punch in the balls. Fucking brutal.

“I’ve got a pair of Air Max at home, I just don’t want to wear them to school, that’s all”

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“Oh my days!”

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Shaznay is a sket

“Yes miss I mean oui madame”

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