#15

In a sense, you turned them down.

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#16

That’s how I’m choosing to remember it.

#17

Did you ever have to do quantum stuff in you chemistry course? (I know it’s physics but a friend had to do some, including Schrodinger’s equation and hated it.

#18

Kind of, I guess.

When I was made redundant the only available jobs in the sector were for running large high-end residential projects. We’re talking £50m+ projects. I applied for loads and got polite rejections from a couple and silence from the rest.

Technically I was qualified enough, but I wasn’t experienced in the sector at all, and was way too junior to be running jobs of that kind of size.

Not really much of an anecdote, I’m afraid.

#19

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post must be at least 3 characters but I just wanted to close that bracket

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#20

in the end did you get something similar to what you’d been doing?

#21

I did introductory stuff, but ran screaming from the more hardcore mathsy stuff. Thankfully my course was modular, so I had the option to do more synthetic chemistry and biological stuff instead.

One of my final exams was a “general studies” thing with questions taken from all of the modules though (obvs it was an “answer three of these seven” type exam) and it was eye-opening to see some of those questions and how far outside my knowledge they were.

The first question was “Einstein’s special theory of relativity predicts a maximum atomic number for the periodic table. Why? (20 marks)”, to which my only answer was “haha what”

#22

I was working as a marketing temp at a company ages ago (first job out of uni) - there was a mixup at my recruitment agent and they put me forward for a marketing manager position somewhere else in the company. Somehow nobody really noticed until I actually got into the interview that I was wildly underqualified for the job. It was a really embarrassing and slightly spirit-crushing interview which resulted in a pretty rapid rejection.

#23

No. I was doing healthcare, education, social housing and transport stuff and I still think those sectors are shedding jobs.

#24

Oh, I also recently got headhunted for head of department at a pharma company. I’m about 15 years of experience short of being qualified for something like that.

Recruitment agencies, eh? Bless their cotton socks.

#25

Back when the market was good, I used to get calls from recruiters apparently headhunting me, despite never signing up with any agencies.

None of the posts were appropriate for my experience at all. One of them was to be my supervisor’s boss.

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#26

Briefly managed a small cafe when I was between ‘career’ jobs in 2013. Was totally unqualified to do so (had worked as a barman for about 6 months prior) but was a piece of pish.

#27

:smiley: imagine if you got it though!

I’ve got a follow-up call with a recruiter this week about a position that I strongly, strongly suspect is with my old boss’s biggest client.

I’m not interested in moving at the moment but IMAGINE THE BANTS!

#28

Patent bants.

Pants.

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#29

Applied to be a waitress in a cafe when I was in my final year of sixth form and they offered me a job in the kitchen instead. I’d never had a job before and couldn’t even make an omelette but they had too many front-of-house staff and not enough back-of-house. Worked in kitchens part-time for the next five years and then full-time for a year and a half so it worked out well.

#30

Genuinely just Googled for “uk pants rules” by making that typo. Might have to have an awkward conversation with my boss tomorrow.

#32

hi its your manager here.

promotion cancelled.

#34

UK PANTS RULES OK!

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#35

Fuck me thas mental

#36

It was deeply not okay, and stressed me out to the point that I ended up asking to be transferred to being a kitchen porter instead. Running kids’ clubs with no idea of how to save a drowning child? No thanks. Apparently it’s common practice at private health clubs where, technically, everything is at your own risk/discretion.

Good thing no one said these anecdotes had to be interesting.