#6

Have you ever violated any law related to possessing, using, or distributing illegal drugs?

#8

No…officer.

#9

NARC.

#10

I stole some good ramen noodles the other day but good luck catching me.

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#11

Have you traveled to, or been present in Iraq, Syria, Iran, Sudan, Libya, Somalia or Yemen on or after March 1, 2011?

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#12

So blatant too. the lady thought the error was from the booze and not cause of unexpected noodles in the bagging area.

#13

Not exactly

#14

I was arrested when I was 18 because I fit the description of a suspect. Next morning they turfed me out of the cell without apology. I asked some questions in the late night places - kebab shops - and it turned out, according to them, that I actually fitted the description of the victim.

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#15

Been stopped and searched quite aggressively both here and in Europe but otherwise no

#16

No. Pulled over a few times in my early twenties for driving like a twat, but not enough of a twat (or not enough evidence) to be actually arrested.

#17

yes. twice.

#18

I have never been arrested but I used to represent people at police stations.

I remember representing a 13 year old boy who had been pulled in for some street robbery because his scarf “showed gang affiliations.” It was a red scarf. I was also wearing a red scarf. The officers were not amused when I said to my client “Oh look, we’re in the same gang!”

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#19

Do you like movies about gladiators?

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#20

yeah at my college prom

#21

Yes, for theft. Stupid me at 19 years old. No funny or even remotely interesting story, sorry.

#22

Post/username

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#23

This thread is high on remorse, low on anecdotes. I guess the system works!

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#24

I’ve no remorse because I’ve never been arrested for anything for which I was actually guilty.

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#25

my storys quite boring, I could expand but its not really worth it

#26

Do you have a physical or mental disorder; or are you a drug abuser or addict; or do you currently have any of the following diseases: Cholera, Diphtheria, Tuberculosis infectious, Plague, Smallpox, Yellow Fever, Viral Hemorrhagic Fevers, including Ebola, Lassa, Marburg, Crimean-Congo, Severe acute respiratory illnesses capable of transmission to other persons and likely to cause mortality?

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