#9

NARC.

#10

I stole some good ramen noodles the other day but good luck catching me.

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#11

Have you traveled to, or been present in Iraq, Syria, Iran, Sudan, Libya, Somalia or Yemen on or after March 1, 2011?

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#12

So blatant too. the lady thought the error was from the booze and not cause of unexpected noodles in the bagging area.

#13

Not exactly

#14

I was arrested when I was 18 because I fit the description of a suspect. Next morning they turfed me out of the cell without apology. I asked some questions in the late night places - kebab shops - and it turned out, according to them, that I actually fitted the description of the victim.

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#15

Been stopped and searched quite aggressively both here and in Europe but otherwise no

#16

No. Pulled over a few times in my early twenties for driving like a twat, but not enough of a twat (or not enough evidence) to be actually arrested.

#17

yes. twice.

#18

I have never been arrested but I used to represent people at police stations.

I remember representing a 13 year old boy who had been pulled in for some street robbery because his scarf “showed gang affiliations.” It was a red scarf. I was also wearing a red scarf. The officers were not amused when I said to my client “Oh look, we’re in the same gang!”

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#19

Do you like movies about gladiators?

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#20

yeah at my college prom

#21

Yes, for theft. Stupid me at 19 years old. No funny or even remotely interesting story, sorry.

#22

Post/username

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#23

This thread is high on remorse, low on anecdotes. I guess the system works!

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#24

I’ve no remorse because I’ve never been arrested for anything for which I was actually guilty.

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#25

my storys quite boring, I could expand but its not really worth it

#26

Do you have a physical or mental disorder; or are you a drug abuser or addict; or do you currently have any of the following diseases: Cholera, Diphtheria, Tuberculosis infectious, Plague, Smallpox, Yellow Fever, Viral Hemorrhagic Fevers, including Ebola, Lassa, Marburg, Crimean-Congo, Severe acute respiratory illnesses capable of transmission to other persons and likely to cause mortality?

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#28

This reminds me of when a friend’s mother was burgled and the police raided her house a few weeks later as they’d muddled the address up with that of the person they suspected of doing it. They were completely unapologetic about it, despite having smashed up the front door.

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