Have you ever been lancing?

@Acorn’s cleanshirt thread reminded me of this

Ever lanced? Sounds really, really fun ngl.

Or egged? Bet some of you have been egging, you seem the sort

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I would do that, harmless fun for all ages

reminds me of that US thing where they ride around in cars ‘whaling on’ ‘mailboxes’ with ‘baseball bats’, whatever they are

except lancing is a victimless crime

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Once got an egg chucked at me at school which hit me on the head, the first teacher I saw after was called Mr Eggs

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You couldn’t write it!

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Also had teachers called Mr Chippendale and Mr Snowball. Think I went to school in a cartoon

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Or a porno

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Someone in a balaclava once pointed a pipe out of a moving car window and made a shotgun noise.

Nearly had a heart attack.

Probably went viral somewhere

All the pornos I’ve seen have eggs in yeah!

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Not a porno but have you seen this?

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Lirty Lancing

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You! Me! Lancing!

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I’ve been dancing, prancing and chancing but never lancing

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(I have never been lancing and didn’t realise people in the UK did it! Pretty much every road sign I saw in rural US was pepperered with bullet holes/marks though)

Good God.
Everything’s got to have a name nowadays, doesn’t it? Just call it what it is, farting on testicles. Don’t bring eggs into it.

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actually I got egged as a kid, and our house got egged

so I can co-sign lancing, but egging is mean and makes me sad

(unless it’s rich dickheads getting egged. egg the rich, defs)

nothing matters when we’re dancing

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My dad thought he’d been shot on the way home from the pub one night, he’d just been egged.

I have not been lancing, but I used to take my gun everywhere I went when I was a kid, had a little holster and everything. Might get into lancing.

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Omg :smiley:

Also, please do get mad into lancing!