#23

This is why I avoid eggs!

#24

Down the legside?

#25

i’ve egged but not lanced. maybe we can all go lancing for my stag do

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#26

Sometimes, if I’m lucky :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

#27

Someone I used to wrestle does it now and she stole the name lancing queen from me.

Can’t be arsed with it myself

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#28

I’m now imagining someone making a really shit shotgun noise with their mouth and you diving to the pavement.

#29

I’ll be honest that it sounds a good deal nicer than the name made me think, which was basically driving around with a broom out the window as a lance and knocking pedestrians and cyclists over.

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#30

About right.

I thought that it was a reasonable possibility that someone might want to end me with a drive by.

Ego. Gangsta. Dreamer

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#31

I hope you styled it out the classic way by getting up and going on about your amazing reflexes while dusting yourself off?

#32

:smiley: if all parties were up for it that could be quite funny tbf

#33

I haven’t. It’s near Brighton isn’t it?

#34

If all parties were up for it? I think it would be very very likely to kill or maim. And being ‘up for it’ is probably similar to those idiots who spin up a roundabout with a scooter (google that for videos if you don’t know what I mean).

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#35

Depends how fast the car is going, surely.
10 mph and the jousted are covered in bubble wrap

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#36

I admire your assumptions but I say again that were you to say to me you were going to try it I would very much advise you to get a will and medical insurance sorted :smiley:

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#37

I remember a headline in the local paper around Halloween: EGG MISERY RAINS DOWN ON SOUTH HAMS

Some houses got egged ffs

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#38

I’m in the mood for lancing, romancing
Ooh I’m giving it all tonight
I’m in the mood for chancing
I feel like lancing
Ooh so come on and hold me tight

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#39

I sort of got in trouble at school for jousting with ranging poles. We’d been running down a corridor at each other with them after coming back from a geography field trip and there was a bit of damage to a wall. We thought about concocting a story to explain it but went with the truth. The teacher didn’t really know what to say to that and let us off

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#40

I’m a bit disappointed they didn’t make more of an effort to come up with a (South) Ham(s) and eggs type pun.

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#41

If you’re ever in Lancing and restaurants are allowed or whatever there’s a decent fish and chip place on the front

#42

Famously lacking in pun makers that part of the world :wink: