#21

when my atd lived with me, I used to sometimes get one of his airsoft rifles out when he wasn’t there and shoot at little paper targets across my room. used to do it right in front of my huge windows too, which was really stupid thinking about it as the guns are super realistic looking.

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#22

I’ve done plenty of glancing.

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#23

This is why I avoid eggs!

#24

Down the legside?

#25

i’ve egged but not lanced. maybe we can all go lancing for my stag do

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#26

Sometimes, if I’m lucky :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

#27

Someone I used to wrestle does it now and she stole the name lancing queen from me.

Can’t be arsed with it myself

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#28

I’m now imagining someone making a really shit shotgun noise with their mouth and you diving to the pavement.

#29

I’ll be honest that it sounds a good deal nicer than the name made me think, which was basically driving around with a broom out the window as a lance and knocking pedestrians and cyclists over.

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#30

About right.

I thought that it was a reasonable possibility that someone might want to end me with a drive by.

Ego. Gangsta. Dreamer

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#31

I hope you styled it out the classic way by getting up and going on about your amazing reflexes while dusting yourself off?

#32

:smiley: if all parties were up for it that could be quite funny tbf

#33

I haven’t. It’s near Brighton isn’t it?

#34

If all parties were up for it? I think it would be very very likely to kill or maim. And being ‘up for it’ is probably similar to those idiots who spin up a roundabout with a scooter (google that for videos if you don’t know what I mean).

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#35

Depends how fast the car is going, surely.
10 mph and the jousted are covered in bubble wrap

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#36

I admire your assumptions but I say again that were you to say to me you were going to try it I would very much advise you to get a will and medical insurance sorted :smiley:

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#37

I remember a headline in the local paper around Halloween: EGG MISERY RAINS DOWN ON SOUTH HAMS

Some houses got egged ffs

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#38

I’m in the mood for lancing, romancing
Ooh I’m giving it all tonight
I’m in the mood for chancing
I feel like lancing
Ooh so come on and hold me tight

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#39

I sort of got in trouble at school for jousting with ranging poles. We’d been running down a corridor at each other with them after coming back from a geography field trip and there was a bit of damage to a wall. We thought about concocting a story to explain it but went with the truth. The teacher didn’t really know what to say to that and let us off

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#40

I’m a bit disappointed they didn’t make more of an effort to come up with a (South) Ham(s) and eggs type pun.

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