have you ever been nipped by a crab?

does it hurt?

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@ChorizoPasta has, in a manner of speaking

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Yes, many times. Hurts for about a minute.

Maybe you should leave the crabs alone.

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Hurts your penis like hell

how’s it compare to a traditional mousetrap?

Less painful.

Maybe they should stop! They know what they’re up to.

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did it draw blood? what kind of pain would you compare it to?

It didn’t. Maybe a moderately robust Chinese burn?

cool.

I’m not afraid of crabs anymore

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Glad to have helped.

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How could something so darn cute try to pinch me through my boot?

Now thinking of the Lobstrosities from The Dark Tower.

A succulent Chinese burn?

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Do not Google coconut crab then