Did it taste like lemonade, sweet, sweet lemonade?
Yeah, but it’s nice to have a few people who you can go out for a pint with every now and then when you are actually free
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Why yes, yes it did. 
What a memory.
Shit, it’s raisins, isn’t it?
No but I locked the stable door after it bolted
I’ve no idea, to be honest. I’m just “yes…and”-ing you in true improv style.
Once, saps, I was holding an injured sparrow and I noticed two chaffinch’s in a nearby bush.
Recognising the comparative worth of having a sparrow in my hands, I kept hold of it and carried on walking.
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This has just made me realise…
My local back when I lived near Shepherds Bush was called Bird In The Hand 
Take it to the things you’ve been slow to realise thread
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Recently said boo to a goose and absolutely nothing happened, I don’t think it understood.
There is also one in Mayford, Surrey. So… FUCK YOU!
I suffer fools gladly.
It’s why I post here.
You’ve cut him to the quick here.
500 or 681? Make your fucking mind up.
Nobody had a rhinoplasty to spite their face?
Alright pub. Broken myself in there a couple of times.