Have you ever been so popular/sexy/rich/famous you had to beat people off with a shitty stick?

Did it taste like lemonade, sweet, sweet lemonade?

Yeah, but it’s nice to have a few people who you can go out for a pint with every now and then when you are actually free

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Why yes, yes it did. :slight_smile: What a memory.

Shit, it’s raisins, isn’t it?

No but I locked the stable door after it bolted

I’ve no idea, to be honest. I’m just “yes…and”-ing you in true improv style.

Once, saps, I was holding an injured sparrow and I noticed two chaffinch’s in a nearby bush.

Recognising the comparative worth of having a sparrow in my hands, I kept hold of it and carried on walking.

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This has just made me realise…

My local back when I lived near Shepherds Bush was called Bird In The Hand :open_mouth:

Take it to the things you’ve been slow to realise thread

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Recently said boo to a goose and absolutely nothing happened, I don’t think it understood.

There is also one in Mayford, Surrey. So… FUCK YOU!

I suffer fools gladly.

It’s why I post here.

You’ve cut him to the quick here.

500 or 681? Make your fucking mind up.

Nobody had a rhinoplasty to spite their face?

Alright pub. Broken myself in there a couple of times.