Have you ever called out the wrong person's name during sex?

Tried to see if this is a question we’ve had before (it almost certainly is) but couldn’t see a thread/post about it.

Two polls, same questions, just in case you’re worried about who might see your answers.

Public Poll

  • I have and it went very badly
  • I have and it wasn’t great but didn’t ruin the night
  • I have but pretended I said something else and got away with it
  • I haven’t but it’s a real fear for me
  • I haven’t but that’s more about luck than anything else
  • I haven’t and can’t see how this happens

0 voters

Anonymous Poll

  • I have and it went very badly
  • I have and it wasn’t great but didn’t ruin the night
  • I have but pretended I said something else and got away with it
  • I haven’t but it’s a real fear for me
  • I haven’t but that’s more about luck than anything else
  • I haven’t and can’t see how this happens

0 voters

I don’t use people’s names during sex to avoid this happening, I go with ‘mate’, ‘pal’, ‘buddy’ or ‘comrade’

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Bjørn Tore Kvarme!

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Not during sex, but once called the girl I was seeing my ex’s name during mundane conversation. Was a bit awks, but fine.

Great story.

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Don’t recall ever saying my partners name during sexy times.

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Oh Roger! Oh yes, Roger!

No one actually does that during sex do they?

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never had casual sex so would be impossible

No, because I don’t shag anyone called Roger.

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only when I’m getting a good Rogering

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Not sex but when I was 17 I went to introduce my 1st proper girlfriend to a group of friends and my brain did a total fart and I forgot her name. It was very embarrassing for us both and I probably went bright red and felt awful

i say my own name

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Also once accidently addressed a friend on the phone by a pet name I was in the habit of calling my ex and my ex overheard and she was not happy about it

Good, decent people remain absolutely silent during “the act”.

Anyone else is an attention seeker.

Don’t @ me, I don’t make the rules.

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I say @japes’ name

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I think I’ve done pretty well to not call my girlfriend the wrong name after 20 years with my wife previously. But then they have the same name so I guess that’s why.

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I did something similar but it was in bed-but-not-sexy time. It was REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY bad.

A long long time ago and not with my current wife.

EDIT : I’ve only had one wife. The current was unnecessary.

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Did that when I was tired once.

(Called my gf my exs name, not yours)

did you ever call your teacher ‘mum’

  • yeah
  • no

0 voters

Find the tuxedo makes everything more difficult though.

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