Have you ever dug up enough earth to bury a body?

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not very good at maths but i think we’re talking whatever the 6 plus 2 plus 1 1/2 is x 40lb? once you get past that topsoil you might hit clay, rock, whatever. fucking hell that’s effort. just get some pigs.

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Nice try, narc

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idk but i think just by posting itt we’re now all accessories

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These sorts of calculations should only be in SI units.

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I cba with kilograms maaan. :grin:

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If only the hole had been filled with sewage… What is it with you and holes :wink:

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Is your lawn just littered with decaying corpses then?

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Unfortunately, for me to state the thing that reminded me it would be a spoiler for something

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you can’t just leave us hanging like that? :smile:

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No worries, he’ll let you down once the hole is dug.

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Last weekend I dug five two foot holes for fence posts. I can confirm its very hard work.

I’ll be digging another five next weekend. Can’t wait.

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Just chop them up, bag of body parts and bricks, Chuck them in the sea

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Was just about to drop in here to bring up archaeology. We shift huge amounts of soil, true, but it’s kind of cheating since we’re mostly just re-digging old holes.

Need to get rid of a body? Find an Iron Age ring ditch.

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Yeah, a few times.

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The ground is so shit where I live that I genuinely can’t even push a bamboo stick deep enough to support a vine.

Dug down about 4 inches the other day and it’s just full of glass and smashed up old bricks. No bodies getting buried here pals

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Yes. At scout cmap We’d build a pit for all the sewage. That’d be 5 foot deep and by six by six. Took three scouts a full day to remove the soil. Then about 3 hours at the end of the week to fill it.

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Aqua Regis: sulphuric and hydrochloric acid together. Dissolves gold. Human body would be no problem. I’ve never worked out how your supposed to dispose of the dissolved corpse / dangerous chemical slurry afterwards though.

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But if your question is genuinely about hole digging rather than corpse disposal, I’ve got nothing

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Once dug a hole to bury a hamster in a box. Put me off ever needing to dispose of a body, was much harder than I imagined. And it was raining

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Skimmed another 30 square foot or so of turf off in the garden the other day, that tested my patience enough. Just chuck em off a motorway bridge into a tipper truck, let someone else do the burying for you…