#64

http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/slang/boat_race

voted ‘classic’ 667 times. Hoisted about your own petard.

#65

Threw a drink in a bloke’s face on behalf of a friend once, kind of

Thing was, my ATD in uni was going out with this weirdo and he wasn’t being very nice to her towards the end. I don’t remember the details but I remember being furious at him at this particular night out - think he was just casually dancing away with a big group of other girls or something. I went up to the bar and got a glass if water (so I wouldn’t have to waste my actual drink on this idiot, see), went and found him on the dancefloor and threw the water right in his stupid face in front of all those girls he was dancing with, and then turned around and walked away. My friend pretended to be annoyed with me for a while, seeing as they were tchnically still going out at this point, but has admitted many a time later that she thought it was pretty cool.

Moral of the story: don’t fuck with WR’s friends, mates

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#66

One being bona fide classic does not the other…erm…unclassic make.

#67

What absolute cunts

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#68

ooh, premeditated coupon dashing

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#69

Fair point. I guess I’m a bluff old traditionalist and Chevy Chase is just too recent and too american for me to accept as something a GTC would use.

#70

Thanks. Fortunately, I don’t think either of us has ended up with egg on our boat here.

#71

An ex threw a glass of water in my face after I made a joke about performing a lewd act with/on her mother, after she had specifically asked me to stop doing so.

She was right to do it.

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#72

:fearful:

#73

Right in the coupon.

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