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they should’ve left him in there
got stuck in a public toilet cubicle in france when I was a kid - seemed like a ages before my parents came looking for me. I can’t actually remember how they got me out in the end
No, but I had to get my dad out of a situation when he shat himself in his car on the drive home. The trouble is that he had a colleague in the passenger seat coming back to the house for a cuppa…
On a number of occasions I’ve had people tell me that my dress is tucked into my pants
It’s always women who tell you, the men never do…
how did this situation resolve itself? Please tell
We all got together and made a pact never to tell women this.
I’ll die before I sell my brothers out.
I figured as much
He texted ahead and asked me to meet him in the driveway to greet his colleague, take him in for a cup of tea, while ‘subtlety’ ducking outside to the shed with a bowl of “warm” (he insisted it was warm) water and some kitchen towel. Had to keep running between the kitchen and the shed, trying to act like everything was normal
amazing scenes
were you an adult when this happened or still a youngster?
I once got my thumb stuck in the tubing of a chair in French class. Managed to prise it free in the end but it was a close-run thing.
Apparently they drove about 10 miles with the windows fully open. My dad claimed to be “really hot” or something
“Do we really need all the windows open? It’s freezing!”
I was about 16 IIRC. Dreadful business.
Thread has peaked early.
quel imbécile
27 years old, I was
Slightly similar to this, I know a guy who was driving a client from Edinburgh to Glasgow, and on the road there suddenly felt unwell due to something he’d eaten and started vomiting down himself while driving.
Apparently the client was in the passenger seat, horrified.
Life