#86

I have done this also.
But I used a tupperware for a makeshift potty and a small carrier bag.

The people next to us had a huge catapult and were flinging all sorts of shit about all weekend and I was very tempted to ask if I could fling my bag of poo but my boyfriend at the time stopped me, the fucking bore.

Same boyfriend was also in the car with me whilst I shat myself driving us home after eating a dodgy croque madame at Cafe Rouge. Wouldn’t have been too much of an issue if he could drive so I had to continue the journey crying hysterically and my knickers full of shit.

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#87

:joy::joy::joy:

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#88

fucking hell!!!

#89

I think Ive already told the story how I got locked outside my car in my pants at a deserted beachside car park in france and had to be helped breaking back into it by an english bloke who arrived on a brompton

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#90

I will never ever not find poo stories funny. As long as I live.

There was also the time I borrowed a suit from a mate for an interview. Didn’t get the job, went out to commiserate, got steaming, shat myself on the way home, couldn’t get the poo marks out of the suit so had to hand it back and hope he didnt notice. He never said anything.

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#91

I absolutely love how a thread that’s supposed to be about how you were ‘helped out of an embarrassing situation’ has turned into ‘places where I shat myself’.

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#92

I feel partly responsible for this :smile:

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#93

Mark Haddon’s later novels struggled for commercial success

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#94

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Let’s not, eh.

#95

You win!

#97

ha thanks !

#98

This is one of the funniest things I’ve read in this calendar year

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#99

A friend of mine went camping with his family. Nipped out for a dump in the morning, and was left with a load of shitty toilet paper that he didn’t want to carry back to his tent. He chucked a bit over a fence, and a donkey wandered over and ate it.

Unbeknownst to him, his wife had wandered over the same area, and she stood there completely disgusted, watching as he fed the rest of his bog roll to the donkey.

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#100

Snorting laughing at this image.

#101

Speaking as a parent…

I really hope I never shit myself in front of my children.

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#102

I’ve been called mum more often than dad by the kids in my class, think it’s just a tired thing tbh

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#103

I’m struggling with someone being able to send quite a lengthy text whilst stewing in their own shite. Surely the natural reaction would have been to run away, or boot the other lad out and drive off?

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#105

The tone of this one is a bit off imo :confused:

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#106

In love with this sentence.

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#107

it’s proper #accidentalpartridge innit