#88

fucking hell!!!

#89

I think Ive already told the story how I got locked outside my car in my pants at a deserted beachside car park in france and had to be helped breaking back into it by an english bloke who arrived on a brompton

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#90

I will never ever not find poo stories funny. As long as I live.

There was also the time I borrowed a suit from a mate for an interview. Didn’t get the job, went out to commiserate, got steaming, shat myself on the way home, couldn’t get the poo marks out of the suit so had to hand it back and hope he didnt notice. He never said anything.

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#91

I absolutely love how a thread that’s supposed to be about how you were ‘helped out of an embarrassing situation’ has turned into ‘places where I shat myself’.

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#92

I feel partly responsible for this :smile:

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#93

Mark Haddon’s later novels struggled for commercial success

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#94

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Let’s not, eh.

#95

You win!

#97

ha thanks !

#98

This is one of the funniest things I’ve read in this calendar year

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#99

A friend of mine went camping with his family. Nipped out for a dump in the morning, and was left with a load of shitty toilet paper that he didn’t want to carry back to his tent. He chucked a bit over a fence, and a donkey wandered over and ate it.

Unbeknownst to him, his wife had wandered over the same area, and she stood there completely disgusted, watching as he fed the rest of his bog roll to the donkey.

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#100

Snorting laughing at this image.

#101

Speaking as a parent…

I really hope I never shit myself in front of my children.

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#102

I’ve been called mum more often than dad by the kids in my class, think it’s just a tired thing tbh

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#103

I’m struggling with someone being able to send quite a lengthy text whilst stewing in their own shite. Surely the natural reaction would have been to run away, or boot the other lad out and drive off?

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#105

The tone of this one is a bit off imo :confused:

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#106

In love with this sentence.

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#107

it’s proper #accidentalpartridge innit

#108

‘big big fat guy’ is not relevant to the story and flies in the face of recent threads of posititivity

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#109

When I was a kid (maybe 6?) I was at primary school and ate a load of string. The next day I was in school and went to the toilet and did a poo but it was all mixed in with string so basically hanging out of me like a yo-yo. Kept pulling at the string but I must have eaten a good couple of metres. Back then I seem to remember there being a lady who’s job was to escort kids to the loo and I had to ask her for help. She came in to the cubicle with some latex gloves on and was just like WTF seeing me pulling this string out of my arse in sheer panic.

Feel like somewhere there’s a TA who’s been dining out on this story for 25 years

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