#50

Got to put his head in something.

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#51

dunno. just to see if it’d fit i guess.

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#53

Always a scientist

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#54

Fell in the pond at primary school and couldn’t get out

#55

Are you still there?

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#56

this thread is fucking brilliant. Anyone want to hear my story about shitting myself in a car ?

#57

oh yes

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#58

After my first time doing a sex and the unfortunate incident of “snapping of the ol’ banjo string”, myself and the lady I was with had to explain to the person who lived at the house party we were at why their brother’s bed was covered in blood.

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#59

oooof - amazed you ever did it again after that

#60

At glastonbury 2005, had a really dodgy stomach which came on just as we were getting back to the car park on monday morning. Traffic not going anywhere (took 7 hours to eventually get out) so everyone was either stuck sat in their cars or making their way back to the site for a few hours. Told my wife I really needed a poo but there was no where to go, people everywhere and no hiding place. Had to crouch on the seat of our fiat punto whilst she held a carrier bag under my arse whilst emptying my very loose bowels. Bloke in the car next to us could see what was going on and basically gave me a look of “respect man”

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#61

It did put me off for a few days

#62

holy fuck.

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#63

she’s an amazing woman @japes :smile:

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#64

What did you do with the bag?

#66

:smiley:

reminded me of this

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#67

tied it up and put it under the car. Then drove off and left it later on. Felt guilty about that but wasn’t driving home with a bag full of shit in the car

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#68

Got stuck in a pub toilet cubicle a couple of years ago. Was opening night, free gig on, went to the toilet, closed the door, wouldn’t open again. Needed to be kicked in but took ages and staff screwed the lock off in the end. Was pretty embarrassing at the time and have never lived it down. Also missed half the gig. Drunkenly tweeted the pub about it later and they offered me a free pint but we’d already gone back to a house party. Absolutely ragin.

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#69

Bet your wife was thinking the same thing!!

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#70

next time i’m at a wedding and hear the “in sickness and in health” bit i’m going to think about his missus holding a carrier bag full of shit in the back seat of a fiat punto

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#72

we weren’t even married at the time. Clearly didn’t put her off !

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