Have you ever made a mockery of crockery?


#1

Well, have you?


#2

We have mismatched cutlery and crockery, but it’s mostly the cutlery that I mock. Fuck off Big Fork, nobody likes you.


#3

did once berate a plate


#4

Once made a mug of a mug


#5

Our flat has very ugly 70s inspired plates, which are too ugly to eat off. They are mocked


#6

Shoved a glass up my arse


#7

I did lampoon a spoon


#8

I’m just going to have to check if mug comes under crockery, will get back to you on this one.


#9

Took the piss out of a knife for fish


#10

Have you ever wronged a tong?


#11

Got caught banting a flan tin


#12

I once arrived late with a side plate


#13

Not me, but this dolphin I know smashed some porcelain with it’s dorsal fin


#14

He’s Greek, he’s great
He’ll smash your dinner plate
Samaras. Samaras


#15

Been known to troll a bowl


#16

I once talked pish to a dish


#17

Pwned a pizza stone


#18

Wrestled a pestle and slaughtered the mortar


#19

If @smee had started this thread, there’d be ban requests galore!


#20

You’re in jizz-town now, kid.


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