#11

Got caught banting a flan tin

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#12

I once arrived late with a side plate

#13

Not me, but this dolphin I know smashed some porcelain with it’s dorsal fin

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#14

He’s Greek, he’s great
He’ll smash your dinner plate
Samaras. Samaras

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#15

Been known to troll a bowl

#16

I once talked pish to a dish

#17

Pwned a pizza stone

#18

Wrestled a pestle and slaughtered the mortar

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#19

If @eems had started this thread, there’d be ban requests galore!

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#20

You’re in jizz-town now, kid.

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#21

I once told a slow cooker it was certainly no looker

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#22

I had 2 lovely vintage 70s teacups that I loved SO MUCH and one day I didn’t hang up a sauce pan properly on the ceiling hooks we had in that house and it dropped and I tried to grab it but instead I ended up just punching it across the room and it flew and smashed off just the handles of both cups. Nothing else moved.

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#23

ban request

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#24

How big are we talking here?

#25

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#26

I very much doubt your fork is in a stock photo.

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#27

It was the best of tines, it was the worst of tines

#28

Tine art America

#29

don’t @ me

#30

I don’t have tine for this