Got caught banting a flan tin
I once arrived late with a side plate
Not me, but this dolphin I know smashed some porcelain with it’s dorsal fin
He’s Greek, he’s great
He’ll smash your dinner plate
Been known to troll a bowl
I once talked pish to a dish
Pwned a pizza stone
Wrestled a pestle and slaughtered the mortar
If @eems had started this thread, there’d be ban requests galore!
You’re in jizz-town now, kid.
I once told a slow cooker it was certainly no looker
I had 2 lovely vintage 70s teacups that I loved SO MUCH and one day I didn’t hang up a sauce pan properly on the ceiling hooks we had in that house and it dropped and I tried to grab it but instead I ended up just punching it across the room and it flew and smashed off just the handles of both cups. Nothing else moved.
How big are we talking here?
I very much doubt your fork is in a stock photo.
It was the best of tines, it was the worst of tines
Tine art America
don’t @ me
I don’t have tine for this