#2

We have mismatched cutlery and crockery, but it’s mostly the cutlery that I mock. Fuck off Big Fork, nobody likes you.

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#4

Once made a mug of a mug

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#5

Our flat has very ugly 70s inspired plates, which are too ugly to eat off. They are mocked

#6

Shoved a glass up my arse

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#7

I did lampoon a spoon

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#8

I’m just going to have to check if mug comes under crockery, will get back to you on this one.

#9

Took the piss out of a knife for fish

#10

Have you ever wronged a tong?

#11

Got caught banting a flan tin

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#12

I once arrived late with a side plate

#13

Not me, but this dolphin I know smashed some porcelain with it’s dorsal fin

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#14

He’s Greek, he’s great
He’ll smash your dinner plate
Samaras. Samaras

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#15

Been known to troll a bowl

#16

I once talked pish to a dish

#17

Pwned a pizza stone

#18

Wrestled a pestle and slaughtered the mortar

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#19

If @eems had started this thread, there’d be ban requests galore!

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#20

You’re in jizz-town now, kid.

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#21

I once told a slow cooker it was certainly no looker

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#22

I had 2 lovely vintage 70s teacups that I loved SO MUCH and one day I didn’t hang up a sauce pan properly on the ceiling hooks we had in that house and it dropped and I tried to grab it but instead I ended up just punching it across the room and it flew and smashed off just the handles of both cups. Nothing else moved.

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