Wouldn’t be able to enjoy it. Even if I was a super exhibitionist and making a really positive statement about the human body or whatever, I’d just have a huge part of my brain working overtime thinking about how I’d probably have a big cold the next day. The weekend may very well end up being a fucking write off.
It’s clothing and dry climes all the way for this fella.
Call me when it’s post-cipitation, that’s what I always say
I think I’d enjoy it but no.
If you like pina coladas
And getting naked in the rain
With these knees? And bollocks?
I think I was 32 when I realised what the story in that song is
Ahhhh wanna knoowwww
Have you ever ran around naked in the rain
Comin’ down on a sunny day
And I wonder, still I wonder, who’s ran around naked in the rain?
That’s not how colds work. Get your kit off.