Have you ever

yeah probably

No but I remember once answering my door to the Jehovah’s Witnesses in just a dressing gown once and making them properly flustered

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Was visiting a mate in Cambridge once and we’d got wine but he had no corkscrew so we knocked on a few of neighbours doors to ask if we could borrow one (some of them went quite tonto as if it was the oddest thing that has ever happened) but one guy was wandering around in his kitchen with just a dressing gown on but it wasn’t tied up, cock and balls fully on show. He did tie it up before he answered the door though. After some painful attempts to explain what we needed (Scottish guy in England problems, am I right?) he finally provided the goods. Legend.

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i enjoy the ambiguous ending to this story

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