Have you maintained any rivalries during self-isolation?

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#21

Ha! You’re not wrong there, Lonzy x

#22

I now consider you a lifelong friend. How many things do you feel now?

#23

And what we the seventh dwarf called? HAHAHA

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#24

HORSESHIT

#25

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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#26

Just pure, unbridled joy

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#27
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#28

The only rivalry I have is with a car I shouted at on Sunday, only I’m not sure I can remember which car that was anymore.

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#30

Don’t see many cars nowadays, should make it easier to track down

#31

Getting annoyed with dog-walkers and casual joggers discovering my cool secret running spots. Hope they forget about them once lockdown ends and get off my patch

#32

Let’s see how the quiz goes, hoping to start some tbh

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#33

Is jk your shorthand for “Jordan Knobbers”, your insulting nickname for Jordan Numbers?

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#35

The cyclist who had a go at my girlfriend because her dog ventured into the cycle path for half a second is my new rival. what’s easier to control, an animal with free will or an absolutely unnecessary tour de france level road bike, you lycra clad bellend (is what I wanted to say, he simply got a “shadap”)

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#36

Cyclists ARE the worst.

@bikewankers

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#37

this is a new and interesting hot take and I would be keen to discuss further

#38

i bet it wasn’t

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#39

amazing

#40

Also if it was they’re probs really hard to handle

#41

he was, at the very least, what you’d describe in football as a “full kit wanker”, as he navigated the gruelling terrain of the completely flat pedestrianised brighton seafront

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#44

espesh on a cycle path? sounds like an idiot anyway

related but not really, i was at some lights the other day and a bloke was in a car next to me and wound his window down and said “eh, that’s a nice bike” and then he correctly and precisely guessed how much it cost? was convinced he was gonna follow me and push me off and nick it but he didn’t

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