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What do you think Scooby Doo’s actual first name is? Scoobington?

Assuming Doo is his surname

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It’s actually* Scoobert Doobert

*it isn’t **

**It is actually Scoobert

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***did you check?

Preferred nickname construction

  • Reduce to one syllable, add an ee sound to the end
  • Reduce to one syllable, add an oh sound to the end
  • Reduce to one syllable, add an ss sound to the end
  • Reduce to one syllable, add an uhs sound to the end
  • Reduce to one syllable, add an areeno sound to the end
  • Reduce to one syllable, add an inton sound to the end
  • Retain full syllable count, add an ee sound to the end
  • Retain full syllable count, add an oh sound to the end
  • Retain full syllable count, add an ss sound to the end
  • Retain full syllable count, add an uhs sound to the end
  • Retain full syllable count, add an areeno sound to the end
  • Retain full syllable count, add an inton sound to the end
  • Apply one of the above, and also add a nonsensical rhyming variation of the nickname afterwards too (e.g. Georgie Porgey)
  • Just call them Flamin’ Genitals and be done with it
  • Other.

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John Paul Larkin

Scooby Dooby Doo Ski Ba dap bop!

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zza

Cozza

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Oh yeah! Nice one bazza!

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if I was a Barry I’d go for Bazz I reckon

I double-checked, because I couldn’t remember whether it was ‘Scoobert’ or ‘Doobert’ that was his actual name

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get fucked

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Bazzaroonie

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Barrys are more into metal and pickup trucks and things I think

or maybe I’m thinking of Darryl

the pick up truck barry and the sensitive genius barry?

How dare you

is this an aussie thing?

It’s a character from Eastenders called Barry played by Shaun Williamson

oh right yeah. I thought it was a parody of an aussie prime minister

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Um that’s your actual username though. Or was it previously longer? I can’t keep up Tilts. Oh, see what I did?!

I see what you did Ronkers

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