Have you seen what those greedy - Swiss - shits have gone and done?

Fuck you, Federer!

Bet Blatter is absolutely creasing rn.

Absolute travesty isn’t it. I fucking love a Toblerone as well

At least they’ve kept the bear in the mountain.

keep the wolf from the door

Alright, Thom Yorke.

Could double up as a toast rack I suppose.

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Awww, what’s the matter, hun? <---- terrific pun

As much use as a chocolate toast rack

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I’ll be coming for you, pal

There’s nothing - nothing - that gets the British public more irate than people fucking with their chocolate.

Eat better chocolate, guys!

Pretty disrespectful post.

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I will be voting to exit the Swiss Federeration

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I haven’t eaten a Ritter Sport since a friend found a pube in one.

It was your friend’s pube.

Don’t sweat it, Swexit!

Ah, will you shut up about the damn Swiss! I mean, it was all that eins zwei drei nonsense that got us all nervous in the first place.

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should have just made it shorter

the daft bastards