Have you seen what those greedy - Swiss - shits have gone and done?


#1


#2

Fuck you, Federer!


#3

Bet Blatter is absolutely creasing rn.


#4

Absolute travesty isn’t it. I fucking love a Toblerone as well


#5

At least they’ve kept the bear in the mountain.


#6

keep the wolf from the door


#7

Alright, Thom Yorke.


#8

Could double up as a toast rack I suppose.


#9

Awww, what’s the matter, hun? <---- terrific pun


#10

As much use as a chocolate toast rack


#11

I’ll be coming for you, pal


#12

There’s nothing - nothing - that gets the British public more irate than people fucking with their chocolate.


#13

Eat better chocolate, guys!


#14

Pretty disrespectful post.


#15

I will be voting to exit the Swiss Federeration


#16

I haven’t eaten a Ritter Sport since a friend found a pube in one.


#17

It was your friend’s pube.


#18

Don’t sweat it, Swexit!


#19

Ah, will you shut up about the damn Swiss! I mean, it was all that eins zwei drei nonsense that got us all nervous in the first place.


#20

should have just made it shorter

the daft bastards