#7

Alright, Thom Yorke.

#8

Could double up as a toast rack I suppose.

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#9

Awww, what’s the matter, hun? <---- terrific pun

#10

As much use as a chocolate toast rack

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#11

I’ll be coming for you, pal

#12

There’s nothing - nothing - that gets the British public more irate than people fucking with their chocolate.

#13

Eat better chocolate, guys!

#14

Pretty disrespectful post.

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#15

I will be voting to exit the Swiss Federeration

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#16

I haven’t eaten a Ritter Sport since a friend found a pube in one.

#17

It was your friend’s pube.

#18

Don’t sweat it, Swexit!

#19

Ah, will you shut up about the damn Swiss! I mean, it was all that eins zwei drei nonsense that got us all nervous in the first place.

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#20

should have just made it shorter

the daft bastards

#21

I used to work with a half-Swiss guy - fucking weasel, he was.

#22

Would have made this (already quite unfunny) scene even LESS funny!

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#23

In the middle of the chocolate?

#24

I have no trouble believing that.

#25

Honestly think it is better, means you can snap a bit off easier rather than ‘squeezing the peak’ and it breaking off

#26

yep. your friend melted it for a sex game, then recast it, forgetting to fish out all of the pubes. Classic.