Yes, it just about counts, thank you
my wife accused me of burning the sideboard with my blowtorch, I said that perhaps it was SHE who had burned the sideboard with my blowtorch (because I am an experience blow torch handler and would not allow such a thing to happen)
table turned.
did the same thing with lost keys
actually, I’m probably just gaslighting her and should probably be on a register of some sort?
Looks like the only scorch marks came from someone burning the tables so quickly!
Sorry typo there that changed the meaning of the sentence.
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They should know how it tastes already shouldn’t they?