Have you "turned the table" on anyone lately?

Yes, it just about counts, thank you

my wife accused me of burning the sideboard with my blowtorch, I said that perhaps it was SHE who had burned the sideboard with my blowtorch (because I am an experience blow torch handler and would not allow such a thing to happen)

table turned.

did the same thing with lost keys

actually, I’m probably just gaslighting her and should probably be on a register of some sort?

Looks like the only scorch marks came from someone burning the tables so quickly!

Sorry typo there that changed the meaning of the sentence.

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They should know how it tastes already shouldn’t they?

That told him.