Have you "turned the table" on anyone lately?

Yes, it just about counts, thank you

my wife accused me of burning the sideboard with my blowtorch, I said that perhaps it was SHE who had burned the sideboard with my blowtorch (because I am an experience blow torch handler and would not allow such a thing to happen)

table turned.

did the same thing with lost keys

actually, I’m probably just gaslighting her and should probably be on a register of some sort?

Looks like the only scorch marks came from someone burning the tables so quickly!

Sorry typo there that changed the meaning of the sentence.


They should know how it tastes already shouldn’t they?

That told him.