#41

He’s a gent and no mistake

#42

KIDS THESE DAYS DON’T KNOW THEY’RE BORN!!! Back in pre-mobile phones days, hanging around was a fact of life.

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#43

Not fucking acceptable.

I remember one morning during the summer holidays my alarm didn’t go off and I literally woke up at 10:55 Saturday morning when I was supposed to be meeting Lloyd by Tescos at 11am so we could go hang out around town. I put some clothes on as fast as I could, grabbed my bike and cycled all the way there and only arrived at five past eleven. I remember being so impressed with how fast I’d reacted, even if I was feeling mank from a lack of shower and the intense cycle.

Cunt didn’t turn up till 11:30.

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#44

he’s no George by ASDA

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#45

Dude, you’ve got to meet Callum. 30+ minutes late every time. But if you weren’t there when he arrived, fucker would be away in a huff.

#46

Callum can get fucked.

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#48

People that are habitually late are almost always incredibly impatient in my experience, primarily due to the fact that they are unaccustomed to ever having to wait for someone :rage:

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#49

‘Oh sorry, you know me, always late’ FUCKING LEAVE EARLIER THEN YOU RUDE LAZY NIPPLE!

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#50

Totally forgot I made this thread. Fyi somebody was supposed to make a subsequent thread titled “Getting crushed like a bug on the ground”, extremely disappointed this didn’t happen.

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#51

I am too. Good work tho.

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#52

I thought you were old enough to remember the original version? :wink:

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#53

Some people have this stuff called “luggage”.

#54

Well sure, but I’d “walk” down and “help” them with it.

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#55

Currently doing the worst hanging around, waiting for “one of our engineers will be with you between 8 and 12”.

#56

It probably is sexist in a broader structural sense that there are no female three star generals, but I get your point.

#57

Don’t mind that much if I get to sit and have a pint by myself in the meantime. Should try and engineer it to happen more often tbh.

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#58

It has got a little better these days, but it usually guarantees a call from their mobile at 12:30 saying they got stuck on a job and are 20 minutes away.

#59

11:46 - no sighting.

#60

Keep thinking of the very underrated, and slightly creepy Travis song - ‘Happy to Hang around’ when I see this thread