"He wants it done yesterday"

Haha, so witty

PDQ used to be used in the 90s to mean the same. I hated people saying that.

I also dislike people saying “A-SAP” instead of A-S-A-P or “as soon as possible”.

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ASAFP

“feasibly”

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It’s a shame that ASAICBA is unpronounceable.

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A-psych-ba surely?

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Yeah now imagine saying it to someone who comes up to you and says they need something ASAP. And then consider who would seem to be the bigger twat :wink:

[I mean you could imagine this as a Dilbert cartoon and that would be a big clue.]

Ah, you mean unsayable, not unpronounceable then.

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touche

Douché

Well, I was mildly irked, yes.

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Wish I’d thought of this one now.

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Genuinely mortified if you thought I was doing anything other than having a bit of a laugh there!

Nah, I was making a bad pun. @tilty did it better.

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