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YOU’VE BEEN DAMED! Lisa Riley to recieve Damehood in New Years Honours list!

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EVERYTHING NOW FINE AND EVERYBODY IS POLITE AND KIND

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VAR City Blues

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Labour Landslide!

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Clare’s Balding

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Four-O Walcott

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Corbyn’s Trouser Mess

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Star Trek have predicted this so who am I to argue:

JOHNSON OUT!

‘Boris Johnson dies in a ditch’

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I was going to post that but thought it was overly harsh. But yeah that.

YOU’VE BEEN DAMED! Harry Hill to star in pantomime.

Wizard Dimension Found in Dudley
“All more reason to get brexit done” say senior politicians