again this year, but I’m reposting it anyway for some hashtagnumbers
thing is I’m not sure I want to get laid
I do of course, but it would make things more complicated. We are old friends and she has a 1 year old kid, her ex is useless and never has the baby with him. I need someone I can hang out with on the regular rather than once in a blue moon.
My local Sainsburys has a new display of selected condoms and related products. Pretty sure its been put there for valentines reasons. Bit weird
Fair enough - I also meant to write that you of course know your relationship better than randoms on the internet so as you said above, go with your instincts and send the chocolates to me instead
no Simpsons gifs?
jizz on my tits
DM me your address and your choc preferences
roses are red, coffee is bitter
on this special day
take her up the town to a nice restaurant
you peaked with bum stuff tbh
(story of your life etc)
Too carried away?
Get in the hay!
(like in bed?)
Roses are red, violets are blue
I had falafel for lunch, no anal for you
It’s a jpg
My bum you may
Is this that yoda character?
He was famously into female domination in the old extended universe.
I’m probably going to the gym tbh
(this isn’t really a Star Wars joke, it’s me trying to gracefully disengage from a pegging joke)
that sounds way too sensible and healthy. whisky, pizza and just a picture of your ex that you’ve taped back together a fifth time.
Been chatting to someone for approx two days, doubt the date constitutes enough ground to ask them out