โค ๐Ÿ’˜ ๐ŸŒน Annual Valentines Day Thread ๐ŸŒน ๐Ÿ’˜โค


#181


#182

Havenโ€™t been into Wilnecote Morrisons to check if theyโ€™re giving it the

again this year, but Iโ€™m reposting it anyway for some hashtagnumbers


#183

thing is Iโ€™m not sure I want to get laid

I do of course, but it would make things more complicated. We are old friends and she has a 1 year old kid, her ex is useless and never has the baby with him. I need someone I can hang out with on the regular rather than once in a blue moon.


#184

tomorrow will of course be me posting endless variations on

roses are red, violets are blue:


#185

My local Sainsburys has a new display of selected condoms and related products. Pretty sure its been put there for valentines reasons. Bit weird


#186

Fair enough - I also meant to write that you of course know your relationship better than randoms on the internet so as you said above, go with your instincts and send the chocolates to me instead


#187

no Simpsons gifs?
jizz on my tits


#188

DEAL

DM me your address and your choc preferences


#189

roses are red, coffee is bitter
on this special day
take her up the town to a nice restaurant


#190

you peaked with bum stuff tbh

(story of your life etc)


#191

Too carried away?
Get in the hay!

(like in bed?)


#192


#193

Roses are red, violets are blue
I had falafel for lunch, no anal for you


#194

Itโ€™s a jpg
My bum you may


#195

Is this that yoda character?


#196

He was famously into female domination in the old extended universe.


#197

Iโ€™m probably going to the gym tbh


#198

(this isnโ€™t really a Star Wars joke, itโ€™s me trying to gracefully disengage from a pegging joke)


#199

that sounds way too sensible and healthy. whisky, pizza and just a picture of your ex that youโ€™ve taped back together a fifth time.


#200

Been chatting to someone for approx two days, doubt the date constitutes enough ground to ask them out