Woke up in a lady’s bed and was an hour late for work. The waking up there wasn’t awkward, though coming into work was.
I’m not even here for studying and I wish these dudes in this study space would shut up a bit
I kind of want to venture out and observe all the valentinesy things. Or go and buy something over the top, like this -
And eat them all obviously.
It’s delivered with a rose
Have you wished them a HVD?
Got an unsolicited email form a recruitment consultant I’ve never spoken to titled “Happy Valentines Day!” this morning. WTF?
wrong reply button - sorry @Kallgeese!
Jimmy?? Is that you?
All good!
They’d certainly disperse quickly if I did so good shout
You kind of work in retail so it’s acceptable for me to wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day.
I’m small and need a haircut, do you think I’ve got a chance?
Fuck you! Heightist git!
The big one, VERY public:
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We both got each other the same card.
Getting the same card:
Are you tall?
I don’t remember you being tall.
I’m 5’9" and I think you’re about the same height as me, no?
Or do you think that qualifies as short?
Bought my wife a new car
Ooh burn
I think xylo’s about 6 foot something, he was taller than me two days ago and I’m an extremely needy 5’11
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