Woke up in a lady’s bed and was an hour late for work. The waking up there wasn’t awkward, though coming into work was.

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I’m not even here for studying and I wish these dudes in this study space would shut up a bit

I kind of want to venture out and observe all the valentinesy things. Or go and buy something over the top, like this -

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And eat them all obviously.

It’s delivered with a rose :blush:

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Have you wished them a HVD?

Got an unsolicited email form a recruitment consultant I’ve never spoken to titled “Happy Valentines Day!” this morning. WTF?

wrong reply button - sorry @Kallgeese!

Jimmy?? Is that you?

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All good!

They’d certainly disperse quickly if I did so good shout

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:heart:

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You kind of work in retail so it’s acceptable for me to wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day.

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I’m small and need a haircut, do you think I’ve got a chance? :smiley:

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Fuck you! Heightist git!

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The big one, VERY public:

  • p in v tonight :point_right: :ok_hand:
  • I don’t need a saint to tell me when to bang

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We both got each other the same card.

Getting the same card:

  • Shared sense of humour is good.
  • Start packing your bags filth, it’s over.

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Are you tall?

I don’t remember you being tall.

I’m 5’9" and I think you’re about the same height as me, no?

Or do you think that qualifies as short?

Bought my wife a new car

Ooh burn

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I think xylo’s about 6 foot something, he was taller than me two days ago and I’m an extremely needy 5’11

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