❤ 💘 🌹 Annual Valentines Day Thread 🌹 💘❤


Puff on my pipe and write a sonnet.


bloody hell they’re both very attractive
really need to find a date don’t I :joy:


I know some owls you can go touch. For a fee.


Well I know I can’t afford to be picky but…




We could go out for haggis toasties? I hear the way to a woman’s heart is through her sheep’s pluck (heart, liver, and lungs); minced with onion, oatmeal, suet, spices, and salt, mixed with stock, traditionally encased in the animal’s stomach?


Can’t think of anything more romantic


Alain’s politics are pretty ugly, though. He’s a Front National supporter.
Nathalie supposedly dated two of Elizabeth Taylor’s ex-husbands, although there are a lot of them.


Didn’t know there was an artist documenting the London meats


VD Day is over 3 weeks away - my relationship status could currently be described as “fluid” so not sure yet whether I will be required to be romantic on the day or not


I would LOVE to go on a date with yooooou :heart: :smiley:





I think you would be required.


Errrrr GALENTINES DAY @laelfy


They did Fenino too


Good to see saps could make it on the end there


Probably book her favourite restaurant

Buy her favourite flowers

And a box of Milk Tray©


Probably just eat a load of m&ms and play total war


I’ll do what I do every week anyway which is buy 2 4 £5 on the thorntons chocolate ‘smothered’ caramel and consider it my pressie (present) for me (me)


and one for the glasgow meats