❤ 💘 🌹 Annual Valentines Day Thread 🌹 💘❤

We’re gonna need more deets TIM

we’ve kissed a couple of times but that’s all

no p in v
no card from me

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a mantra to live by!

p in mouth
you must go south

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Ah. Still, if it were me I wouldn’t not appreciate a small token, like a wee small box of nice chocolates or something. Might get you laid.

The answer is steak, always steak… and flowers.

up the a
you’re here to stay

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Haven’t been into Wilnecote Morrisons to check if they’re giving it the

again this year, but I’m reposting it anyway for some hashtagnumbers

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thing is I’m not sure I want to get laid

I do of course, but it would make things more complicated. We are old friends and she has a 1 year old kid, her ex is useless and never has the baby with him. I need someone I can hang out with on the regular rather than once in a blue moon.

My local Sainsburys has a new display of selected condoms and related products. Pretty sure its been put there for valentines reasons. Bit weird

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Fair enough - I also meant to write that you of course know your relationship better than randoms on the internet so as you said above, go with your instincts and send the chocolates to me instead

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no Simpsons gifs?
jizz on my tits

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DEAL

DM me your address and your choc preferences

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roses are red, coffee is bitter
on this special day
take her up the town to a nice restaurant

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Too carried away?
Get in the hay!

(like in bed?)

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Roses are red, violets are blue
I had falafel for lunch, no anal for you

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It’s a jpg
My bum you may

Is this that yoda character?