❤ 💘 🌹 Annual Valentines Day Thread 🌹 💘❤


#161

not to worry i will go and give my best to


#162

being in this stage of vaguely “seeing someone” during valentines day or either party’s birthday is a nightmare to be avoided


#163

totally go overboard and make it super awkward for fun. like wear a tshirt with her name on but wear a jacket over it so it’s not immediately obvious but a constant threat that you’ll take your jacket off.


#164

can you fake a realistic looking tattoo?


#165

that would be extra awks as we work in the same office and no one knows anything is going on


#166

Get flowers delivered to her desk from ‘a secret admirer’.


#167

just make it so that the shirt actually says something with the same letters in the middle. the fun part is the constant, constant threat. like buy 10 red balloons, have them by your desk, and eventually give them to someone for a birthday or etc


#168

thing is laelfy it’s really just a slight step beyond flirting/ friends. Think we both agree nothing much is going to happen

My instinct is NO CARD OR FLOWERS


#169

My female perspective is don’t ignore it but get something small. You definitely dont want to make a big thing of it but she might be irked if you ignore it altogether.

Hang on, are you kissing/sleeping together?


#170

We’re gonna need more deets TIM


#171

laefly is way off base. from a male perspective get two engagement rings, one in silver and one in gold, and see which she prefers as the tribute band kicks in behind you


#172

we’ve kissed a couple of times but that’s all


#173

i am buying a WEDDING HAT


#174

no p in v
no card from me


#175

this should be on a card


#176

a mantra to live by!


#177

p in mouth
you must go south


#178

Ah. Still, if it were me I wouldn’t not appreciate a small token, like a wee small box of nice chocolates or something. Might get you laid.


#179

The answer is steak, always steak… and flowers.


#180

up the a
you’re here to stay